973-229-8431
Rockaway, NJ

If you can think it,
we can shrink it.

Shrink wrapping, power washing and marine services. Done at your home, at your convenience, or off-site if you don’t have space.

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  • Your place or off-site
  • Spring, Summer and Fall
  • Friendly neighborhood service
Mike smiling and holding a heat gun beside a shrink-wrapped pontoon boat
Mike on the job
A pontoon boat shrink wrapped on its trailer in a leaf-covered driveway
  • Shrink wrappingBoats and much more
  • WinterizingMotors ready for the cold
  • Motor maintenanceOils, filters, spark plugs
  • Cleaning and detailingPower washing too
  • RefurbishingBoat renovation services
How a season works

Summer, Spring or Fall
We’ve got you covered
Give Mike a Call!

Fall · Pull out

Out of the water, on to the driveway.

When the season is done, we handle the pull out and drop off, at your home or off-site if you don’t have space.

Fall · Winterize

Motors put to bed properly.

Motors get winterized before the cold sets in. Power-washed pontoons are included in the Turn Key Program.

Fall · Shrink wrap

Sealed tight, all winter.

Then the wrap goes on. And if it’s not a boat, we’ll wrap that too: patio furniture, fire pits and more.

Spring · Unwrap

Off comes the wrap.

Come Spring, we unwrap it, remove and recycle the plastic, and give it a basic clean, so it’s ready for the Summer fun.

Spring · Tune up

Fresh oil, filters and plugs.

Seasonal motor maintenance, with parts included in the price. Want it spotless? Deep Spring cleaning is priced by job size.

Summer · Drop in

Back on the water.

Pick up and drop in, and that’s it. All you have to do is show up and enjoy it. Mike is also available for service calls during the Summer season.

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Try it yourself

Pick something. Shrink it.

Drag the slider to wrap it up. Mike does the same thing for real, on boats, pontoons, hot tubs, patio sets and more.

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UnwrappedDrag to wrapSealed
A pontoon boat shrink wrapped on its trailer in a driveway
Your place or off-site

Wrapped tight.
Ready for winter.

We’ve got you covered

Not just boats.

Real jobs, straight from Mike’s camera.

A runabout shrink wrapped on its trailer

Boats

Wrapped tight for the winter

A pontoon boat shrink wrapped on its trailer

Pontoons

Power washing available

A patio table and chairs shrink wrapped for winter

Patio furniture

A shrink-wrapped outdoor kitchen island on a covered deck

Outdoor kitchens and bars

A round fire table shrink wrapped on a deck

Fire pits

Also hot tubs, spas, vehicles, outdoor TVs and AC units.

Got something else? If you can think it, we can shrink it.

Ask Mike

If you can think it,
we can shrink it!

Special deals

One price for the whole year.

The Turn Key Program is exclusive to White Meadow Lake Residents: every Fall and Spring service, $300 less than paying for them separately.

Fall

Fall services

Ask Mike

Call or email for pricing.

  • Pull out and drop off
  • Motor winterization
  • Shrink wrappingBoats, patio furniture, fire pits and more
  • Power washingPower washing pontoons and outer shell or outer hull, depending on boat type
Get a Fall quote
Best deal · Full year of service

Turn Key Program

Exclusive to White Meadow Lake Residents

$1,200

Normally $1,500. You save $300.

  • All Fall and Spring services included
  • Power-washed pontoons included
  • Discounted hourly rate for any additional services
  • Scheduled payments can be arranged
  • Other combination services available on request
Call to sign up
Spring

Spring services

Ask Mike

Call or email for pricing.

  • Unwrap, remove/recycle plastic and basic clean
  • Seasonal motor maintenanceChange oils, filters and spark plugs. Price includes parts.
  • Deep Spring cleaningIncludes power washing and scrubbing floor & seats. Spray seats with a UV protectant for added sun protection. Prices vary based on job size.
  • Pick up and drop in
Get a Spring quote
Referral discountsBoat refurbishing and renovation
Meet Mike

years in the classroom. Now he’s “Almost Retired” because he’s still working… on your boat!

Almost Retired Guys was started by Michael Colasurdo, a retired public school teacher and coach from White Meadow Lake, looking for something to pivot to after saying farewell to teaching.

Spring, Summer & Fall
3 seasons
independently owned
1 Mike
Read Mike’s story
Mike on a step ladder giving a thumbs up next to a large shrink-wrapped job
From the driveway

Wrapped by Mike.

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Shrunk by ARG
Shrunk by ARG
Pontoon, wrapped at home
Pontoon, wrapped at home
Runabout on its trailer
Runabout on its trailer
Patio table and chairs
Patio table and chairs
A clean, high peak
A clean, high peak
Outdoor kitchen island
Outdoor kitchen island
Pontoon at first light
Pontoon at first light
Outdoor bar on the deck
Outdoor bar on the deck
Finishing from the ladder
Finishing from the ladder
Backyard feature
Backyard feature
#MikeIsTheBest
“If I had a boat, I would use Mike.”Thomas V.
“Mike and Jodi are amazing! They’ll treat your boat like their own! Highly recommend!”
Barbara S.
“Mike did an amazing job winterizing and wrapping my boat. Highly recommend!”
Steven K.
“Mike did a nice job maintaining my engine and cleaning up the seats and floor of my pontoon. He also went out of his way to help me get the boat into the water (I’m pretty bad at backing up trailers).”
Bernie R.
“Got my boat cleaned, serviced and docked in a day!”
Mat T.
“Mike did an awesome job and even pulled the boat for us too. Great communication and service.”
Deirdre R.
“Mike did an awesome job for me last year and will definitely be the one to handle my boat in the next few weeks for the winter. Don’t hesitate. You will be extremely happy you called him.”
Ricky R.
“Mike and Jodi totally refurbished our pontoon and help us maintain it! Working with them is great!”
Barbara S.
“Wonderful people that you know you can trust to do the best job.”
Thomas V.
“I can attest to the fine work that Mike did on my shrink wrapping. I will definitely have him service my boat before we set sail in the Spring. Thanks Mike.”
Ricky R.
“Mike did a great job on our boat, thanks Mike (and Jodi)!”
James T.
Where we work

Morris, Essex, Passaic and Sussex counties.

Based in Rockaway at White Meadow Lake, and now servicing lakes around North Jersey.

  • White Meadow Lake
  • Lake Hopatcong
  • Indian Lake
  • Green Pond
  • Lake Mohawk

One call and it’s handled.

Call, text or email. Tell him what you’ve got, and he’ll take it from there.

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